Bucketheadland

[stumpdangler]

Great video ella my dear,
Adding to our rhyming cheer.

Stump and me have set the sail,
To get this thread to derail.

C\'mon peeps at night or day,
Let\'s have fun so post
away.

Laters Gators...

O yes the Duck, quite full of pluck
and the Muppets are great, to take Ella\'s bait
but what of Buckethead\'s woe, and Slip Disc his foe!
for with his vacation, there is a relation
Will an influx of fun make the park run?
A Herculean task for the man behind the "mask"?
If you call it a riddle I really can\'t quibble
We\'ll see as we can, what is the plan, Stan...

[Slaw_Slinger]

The Muppets and ella_mental:
What a perfect combination.
Bringing smiles, once again,
to the TDRS nation.

[ella_mental]

Hey there peeps!
I know they are sheeps,
But I like pronouncing words wrong
And I thought it was a good song.

[Duckhead]

Sweet verses there, I like what you\'ve said
with no hesitation to continue this thread.

We all here think Buckethead\'s off the charts
we\'re wishing well with his animatronic parts.

And eating chicken noodle soup and such
relaxing to the feel of Big D\'s touch.

In search of a fix for this lone sal bug
let\'s take a ride on a carpal tunnel slug.

Or dive with Aquabot deep in the dark
swimming along side a goblin shark.

Flying around on Giant Robot\'s back
preparing for a cyborg slunk attack.

Random killings with Max Bob on mic
being buried alive by cobra strike.

And I always have fun getting real bloody
on the forgotten trail with post office buddy.

Gather your friends Tom, Joe and Betty
and make gory head stumps with a machete.

Or if you really want to hoot, howl and romp
do it twice with a sledge at the hog bitch stomp.

Ya know what ride I want the most is?
the worm hole inside Thanatopsis.

Whatever B needs I\'ll give my severed hand
as thanks for taking me to Bucketheadland.

(well, well, well - yeah Duck is a dork
it\'s time to stick me with a fork)

[Alex R]

This is getting a bit silly now.

[ella_mental]

O Buckethead, Buckethead
Wherefore art thou Buckethead!
While you replace some parts
Us fans are wandering around the park
Collecting our lost limbs
And waiting for the next ride to begin.

[stumpdangler]

O this may be silly, but is it really?
Duckhead returned and unleashed a dilly!
to rhyme is sublime, if I err I don\'t care
I hope The Bucketed One returns in great repair
And hope that he remains very fascile
to set up shop in Leatherface\'s Castle
or maybe he already worked his nubs to the bone
cleaning  the coops and tending the slaughter zone
So store up the straw, the saw and the slaw
and see what awaits when the roosters call
for we should follow the sound of the chicken
without those clucks the plot surely would thicken
whats down the road is yet to be knowed
 

[Slunk_Lord]

Wait, what just happened in this thread?

[Slaw_Slinger]

Silliness continued:

This story shall the good man teach his son;
And Buckethead shall ne\'er go by,
From this day to the ending of the world,
But we in it shall be remember\'d;
We few, we happy few, we band of Bucket-bots;
For the Bot to-day that sheds his blood with Buckethead
Shall be my Bot; be he ne\'er so vile,
This day shall gentle his condition:
And people \'round the globe, now a-bed
Shall think themselves accursed they were not in Bucketheadland,

[stumpdangler]

Whoa, the Bard is a Bot!

[Slunk_Lord]

Does this mean I need to wait for the Stumpsicle vendor to return?

[stumpdangler]

ssStumpsicles! Olde Fashioned or New Fangled?
for a modest fee, perhaps a limb or three
They surely can be wrangled!

[Slunk_Lord]

ssStumpsicles! Olde Fashioned or New Fangled?
for a modest fee, perhaps a limb or three
They surely can be wrangled!

So I take it now you want the Slunk Wrangler to visit the park?

[BelieveIntheBucket]

sorta late response.. but ha... jk
i was just kidding, i dont actually think hes dead, but i was just making a point sorta. no one can really prove me wrong, just speculating. thats whats sorta cool about him. no one knows whats going down right now. its all bullshit. buta yeah.. it was sorta funny how everyone got mad haha

...everyone thinks they are the most hardcore buckethead fan..

[stumpdangler]

So I take it now you want the Slunk Wrangler to visit the park?

Stumpsicles? Slunksicles? Why the confusion?
Must\'ve been a Home Run Derby contusion
Step on up, swing for the fence or the wall
Or maybe just consult your magic 8 ball