I Thought to myself, Should I buy that 25g pouch of Golden virgina™ and Rizla™ and a Box of matches or save my money up and make a real go of being Loved by Familys all over the globe, Thus getting mega famous by opening a family restaraunt.
Then when i got baclk from the shops, i went directly in the Kitchen and Made a Pizza and some garlic bread, from scratch, suddenly then I Thought "HUZZI HUT™".
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Cutting a huge story short, My "HUZZI HUT™" is the most sucessful Chain of Family restaraunts in the history of time. Just Look at the faces on my customers faces in these Exclusive picture snap shops.
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Mad for it!
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Sometimes the most important people come in and acually serve pizzas to the public, in this instance George W. Bush is taking orders
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[size=24]"Huzzi hut™ is a delight to eat in" - itv\'s Trevor McDoanld (http://tinypic.com/fxqgw)
"I cant wait to get back to Huzzi Hut™" - Keith Chegwin (http://tinypic.com/fxqo6)
"I Cant help but go into Huzzi Hut™ and come out absolutly full" - Legandary Wild-life expert Terry Nutkins (http://tinypic.com/fxqiu)
Huzzi Hut™\'s Very Own founder Christopher J Moss Gives some good advise
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Chris moss says - "Say no to drugs, Say yes To HUZZI HUT™"
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Love it Chris Moss. Please forward some Franchise info, we will have to have one of these out west!
FANTASTIC! i wanna be the franchise holder for California - bring it on Huzzi Man!!
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fuud fight ! awww rite !
Do you deliver!? (http://www.imgmag.com/images/lyoness/EMOTICONS/pizza_smiley.gif)
And oh how I wish the majority of American voters could have manifest the waiter in that third picture.
Sing along with me George; "Get a job, nah nah nah na nah nuh nan a nah nah...."
Bad Ocean, bad, bad! (http://www.imgmag.com/images/lyoness/EMOTICONS/SunnyFace.gif)
:O *points* Caper! Ninja?! where yo\' been?!
chrismoss I see you
QuoteBad Ocean, bad, bad!
when she\'s good, she\'s very very good
when she\'s bad...
WE LOVE HER!
hey, CM - caper\'s been around a little... dropping in here and there - i see the name pop up in the
who\'s logged on bit...
fuud fight ! harhar gotcha good gkg
me not called ninja for no ting
Here are Other Huzzi Hut™ Empires opening up Around the Universe, this perticular one is from Tempe, Arizona
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Some Cheeky Rapskallions posing rude poses outside the Lake Ranch, Wyoming Huzzi Hut™
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in china the pizza tastes funny but the service is outstanding !!!
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yes i just gut bk frm china
[size=24]"Huzzi Hut™ Kicks Serious Butt!" - Mel Gibson Look-a-like Karl juttok (http://www.celebrityimpersonators.com/cp/melgibson2.jpg)[/size]
juttok that gun is so old wrld grasp the pizza thrower and blow !
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this is all mking me stomak hngry where\'s the huzzi hut baibai
i go eat now
oooo - and he\'s offering a deep dish pie - double the hot goodness - and then there\'s the pizza!!! ;D
This just in: An article from the "Huzzi Hut" Newsletter reports that people are going crazy trying to get there mouths on this stuff. "What is the draw" asked the roving reporter "It\'s just "Huzzi Hut" do you really need a draw? " said the patrons. At least that\'s what was interrpreted as their mouths were kind of full
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ROTFLMAO! Thanks, Chris, for the laugh--you\'re to much! ;D
Hugs,
Bella )O(
moss wha huppened2 bh+ pie :\'(
;D "Huzzi Hut Huzzi Hut order up some Pie
Huzzi Hut Huzzi Hut its so Good an that ain\'t no Lie
Go to Huzzi Hut for some Pizza Pie"
thats all folks oh Mr. Moss I like a pizz with shroomys and Meat balls with Pepperoni, Corn Pops and M&M\'s on top, plus when Huzzi Hut glamouriziz the little Jingle above cut me in...
Head falls off with laughter.
Chris D
Hokey smoke, how did I miss this one!
Yippee, Chris, I wanna XL Huzzi with anchovies & bananas, hold the tomato sauce...(ok, forget the bananas or else I\'ll have to find a throw-up emote)
Do you give prizes? Or just free carbonated industrial waste? Inquiring minds want to know... ::)
i am positive Ocean can provide you with the appropriate vomit-emote, the woman is a wealth of smileys large and small!!
i want a Huzzi with the works, sans chovies - put those on the side for the cat, please. furry fish has it\'s place and it ain\'t on my pizza!!!
HUZZI HUT!! HUZZI HUT!! HUZZI HUT!! HUZZI HUT!!
we want the Huzzi NOW!!!
If Anyone is Intrested..There is a New Song up on the Huzzi...
http://iminthehuzzi.tripod.com
Enjoy.
:offffffff-ffffffffff-fffffffffff-unky! 8)
:-*
:o Idears Cat Pizza hmmm... goes away from computer to hunt local cats.
Chris
i think certain cultures have beaten you to it - but the neighborhood dogs are all for it.
cat lovers - UNITE!! boycott cat pizza - eat only genuine Huzzi products!!!
Brad Striker. what more can i say about that guy!Uh just for an extra bit of fun i\'ve put the Extra Brad Striker Re-mixes up. one is just alittle longer but just as chaotic..the other one is...well Brad Striker.. :-/
Also i put up a New Ambient Track called Yellow [Ambient Plate]
Also The Huzzi Will go back to updating Every Friday So look out for some sounds coming your way....shift some mp3\'s across cyberspace!
Tell me what ya think
Bye!
Chroismos
This just in: The "Huzzi Hut" news is reporting a commotion at the Huzzi in the square. There is a man who has been hanging around with a bag of catz and this afternoon he was trying to force his way in, demanding that owner Chris Moss personally make him a Huzzi Catz Pizza!
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Apparently he is addicted to the "Alamode Extravaganza Huzzi Catz Pizza" witnesses say he stated he hasn\'t been happy with the flavor so he brought in his own ingredients.(http://pages.prodigy.net/indianahawkeye/newpage38/18.gif)
Huzzi workers tell the roving reporter that they can\'t possibly put anymore ingredients on this pizza it barely fits in the oven as is and especially not a real catz! (http://pages.prodigy.net/rogerlori1/emoticons/cathappy.gif )
According to the history on the menu, so eloquently stated by the owner himself, the pizza is named after a favorite music term used by the likes of many to describe a jammin musician.
Phrase used : "That catz got skills" (http://pages.prodigy.net/indianahawkeye/newpage19/16.gif)
This has been explained to this man several times as it appears he comes in everyday, but unfortunately as we see now he never understood it.
Chris Moss couldn\'t be reached for comment, since he is in on tour,(http://pages.prodigy.net/rogerlori1/emoticons/band2.gif)
but sources close to him say there is not and never will be catz on the menu as a topping or other wise.
Animal control will be staking out the Huzzi through the night and into tomorrow. If you have any information to his where a bouts please contact animal control ASAP! Captain Catz states he would like to speak with him personally.
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More news to follow as the story develops.
Wow it looks like i\'ve Started somthing here...it\'s soo nice to see People Using there Imagenation..this makes me truly happy. :) I\'ll keep doing the music if you keep on being so imagnative :)
:-*
Oh and yeah No Catz on the Menu OR to be brought into the Restarante..for hygene reasons :) thanks you
(http://pages.prodigy.net/indianahawkeye/newpage19/8.gif) <---i cant help but....Never mind...how rude ::)
CM - i\'m right there with ya - that little icon\'s got some issues, not the least of which is understanding there\'s a time and place - middle of the Huzzi Hut? not necessarily the best place for that little action.
you keep bringing that music in or your Cal Legal Team is gonna come lookin\' for ya! don\'t forget you have an assignment from Sister G and she expects to hear something on that soon!!
lovin\' the music - Brad Striker - funny, Max used to write under the name Stryker... ever hear of Matt Striker? that takes us back to the gesture...
uh umm.. yeah should have looked at that one a little more carefully. :o He is honestly playing a guitar. With the black back ground on the forum it, well you all used your imagination.. wondering about you two.... anyway I changed it. All minors hope you closed your eyes!
Quotedon\'t forget you have an assignment from Sister G and she expects to hear something on that soon!!
What Project is that? what did i miss?
i think one of my next musical outings would have to be Mister Rogers theme tune..:) Or should i just leave him be?
"wont you please, oh wont you please, please wont you be my Huzzi hut"
No I think you have something there. Keep going......
Im singing along.
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What Project is that? what did i miss?
i think one of my next musical outings would have to be Mister Rogers theme tune..:) Or should i just leave him be?
"wont you please, oh wont you please, please wont you be my Huzzi hut"
rofl !!!!! butt2 jung to eat maybe my neighbor ?
Oh oh! I want one Huzzi Hut extra super-dooper with the works, please! :D Hold the catz, though. :P
Hey, this zaniness is spreading--oh my! :o
Chris, look what you started! Bravo! ;D
Hugs,
Bella )O(
Mister Rogers Special
+ Free Mister Fred Rogers\' Woolen Cardigen
"wont you please, oh wont you please, please wont you Eat my Neighbour"
ninja titter !
And now, folks, a very special limited time offer--the unofficial official Huzzi Hut tee-shirts!
It\'s made of a miracle mirco-fiber so one-size fits everybody--Yes! Everybody! No holes, wrinkles or stains because it\'s 110% miracle mirco-fiber! Eat all the Huzzi Hut pizza you want & don\'t worry about the shirt (that\'s one less thing to worry about!)
On the front it reads: "I\'m a Huzzi Hut Sl*t" (okay, it sounds like hut)
and the back: "I want it NOW!"
The cost? Only $19.99! Order yours today--supplies are limited! Hurry! Hurry! Hurry! ;D
Oh my! Bad, Bella, bad, bad, Bella ::)
Hugs,
Bella )O(
Oh You really gotta make some o\' those! that wouldbe the best thing ever!!! For real!!!! ;D
Huzzi - T-shirts!!!! absolutly amazing!
This is a Song I Did when i was 17 Years old.
This is My "American Politic Song" so most of you will liek this..i hope!
It\'s Called "Dusty Hammer" I Play all Instruments apart from the Keys Which my Friend did. This Song is Copyrighted 2002-2004 Huzzi Music™
Lyrics:
Uh..Someone stole my wardrobe door
it\'s alittle bit creepy now
with the lights out
i\'ll think i\'ll stand in the corner
and pretend to be the lamp shade
http://iminthehuzzi.tripod.com
Also Tonight im gonna Put up the "untitled" Dub Album In Full with even Album art to download..Around early 2004 i sent this album off to The man himself Travis..He dug the Vibe...This album was influenced by Shin Teri..So check the huzzi in a coupel of hours and i\'ll have it up in full to download For absolutly Free!!
WOW! this rock solid Chris Moss fan just got mega happy!!! thank you thank you thank you!!! :-* :-* :-*
and once again Travis shows he\'s got great taste!
(http://www.imgmag.com/images/lyoness/MessagexGifs/Riding_Naner.gif) I agree! You have to make those shirts, pronto!
Can you imagine how many people will pass us by, after reading the shirt, and ask themselves; "When did they open one of those around here!? Where\'s my phone book!?" (http://www.imgmag.com/images/lyoness/EMOTICONS/confused_Smilie.gif)
And Bella, "one less thing to worry about"?! Your so ornery! I like that in a VM fan! It makes for excellent company! (http://www.imgmag.com/images/lyoness/EMOTICONS/goof.gif)
"Please won\'t you eat my neighbor!?"
Oh thank you Chris. Now I\'ll never happen upon the re~runs of Mr.Roger\'s neighborhood and hear his song in quite the same way again. (http://pages.prodigy.net/rogerlori1/emoticons/lol9.gif)
QuoteWOW! this rock solid Chris Moss fan just got mega happy!!! thank you thank you thank you!!! :-* :-* :-*
and once again Travis shows he\'s got great taste!
Just as long as you enjoyed it...also i have
"Girls at the Gynecologist" Album coming out at the end of the month on the Fletch-a-Sketch Label! //www.fletchlivesproject.com Which i think is pretty good...i posted here about 9 months ago about that album..now it\'s nearly finished. Most probally going to be a 6 Track Album; so far this is the Track list, but is subject to change
1.Tahiti
2.WOTA
3.Put a nickle in a the grave yard machine
4.Massa
5.Mutherfxxker
6.Girls at the Gynecologist
CM
Ocean writes, \'Your so ornery!\'
Thankyouverymuch, Ocean! ;)
Chris & all, I would make the tees if I were still in the biz, but I\'m not. :P If anyone else can, please feel free to ...& send one my way! :)
Hugs & Peace 8)
Bella )O(
QuoteJust as long as you enjoyed it...also i have "Girls at the Gynecologist" Album coming out at the end of the month on the Fletch-a-Sketch Label! www.fletchlivesproject.com Which i think is pretty good...i posted here about 9 months ago about that album..now it\'s nearly finished. Most probally going to be a 6 Track Album; so far this is the Track list, but is subject to change
1.Tahiti
2.WOTA
3.Put a nickle in a the grave yard machine
4.Massa
5.Mutherfxxker
6.Girls at the Gynecologist
i loved it! the titles on the new one are great - i know the music will be too!
shin teri that dub album turned out good ! except i couldnt get to mr. candy btw error error
the opening sound clips started to bug me but then i heard how mellow it would always get and started to laugh (nice raspy solo at the end of first track, that was different)
Quoteshin teri that dub album turned out good ! except i couldnt get to mr. candy btw error error
the opening sound clips started to bug me but then i heard how mellow it would always get and started to laugh (nice raspy solo at the end of first track, that was different)
Yeah i know the problem with mr.candy...i\'ll fix it on sunday night, so be sure to check it out then.
The Samples were important for me personally otherwise everyone would of had this very peculier feeling to the tracks. But i feel i could of used them in better context ( IE not in a Cliché Song starts with sample)..but hey "i was older then, im younger then that now". I can only quote Frank Zappa on this; "Does humor belong in music?" if not then im possiblly out of a job!
Persoanlly i did this album for my own well being, every time i hear it it brings back smells and feelings from when i wrote it. i guess it was at the time of recording how i felt... Of corse as with all my music...i hope Everyone gets somthign out of it and im flattered someone can call it chilled out (i Tried, and sucseeded?!)..all in all it was just the the way i felt at the perticular time at a perticlaur place in a perticular mind frame...im proud of my work, especially when one of my heros/Influences "
Travis[/i]" dug the vibe..that is all that matters to me; no matter how people feel my music..Its is just somthing i had to do for me, in this case, and if other peopel love it then i really cant say how thrilled i am.. and one thing is for sure i can never do that again..well untill i feel i can better it, Which of Corse will come probally sooner then i think, see whats going to be up next..One trick; always be ahead of your Supporters and pull something hardcore...if the fans follow you, and your doing Diffrent (IE : U2 - POP
-i loved it-) you gain and lose fans..As Buckethead Said "I\'d Rather a fewer people that are in to my music for the right reasons, then 1000 people in to it for the wrong reasons" and i\'ll go by that statement forever!
...and mz.caper...you was the one who sent the album which made me do this album :) so thanks to you.
Also this is my #1 album for people wanting to Get hold of this album... it\'s been shipped around South England from Plymouth to London to LA to Bath and Cornwall..in total 8 people recieved this album in the post! and to me that made my year! :D Almost famous ;)
i\'ll check mr. candy out later then
i like to read how you feel cm
funny how time leaves things behind
i\'m glad to be intertwined in yours
i\'m with you and buckethead on that point
and travis, i\'m with you too
p.s. btw i particularly liked that first sample hehe
mc
Ok i fixed the glitch on "Mr.Candy".. so i hope you enjoy the album in full now.
Chris Moss
PS this is a Homeage to John Candy :)
wicked!
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yes Chris moss that Is dandy !
love it! still think my major kick is That Cow - but enjoying it all.
MORE MOSS!!
GKG..you\'ll have to wait till sunday.
yeah - but you know me - the longer you keep me waiting, the more i want...
:-*
I Guess you\'ll want this then!!
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Coming 2005!
CM
you know it!
hi, some new songs are up on the huzzi. this\'ll be the last time i tell people when i put things up on the huzzi. so your all solo now. i\'ll keep working hard dont worry about it.
chris moss
PS- T-shirts will be £200 for 20.. so im afraid it\'ll be made to order. as im not that rich, but they will come..and when they do it\'ll be special!
Thanks Chris, we will just have to keep looking at your site. I haven\'t been able to hear everything yet, due to my download acess, but what I have heard already I am really enjoying. Keep working on your music and we will keep listening!
Well i guess i missed something? i dunno..i just kinda feel bad about posting about my music all the time, "Standing on the sholdiers of giants" comes to mind...unless it\'s completely fine by travis, i will keep people up to date with my goings on. I\'d just like to know where i stand.
Thanks
Chrismoss
i guess just read Travis\' last remark, and think about what he says. if you feel funny about posting something, don\'t - i guess that would be the rule of thumb i\'d use. if you need/want a more definitive answer maybe you\'d better send Travis an IM to express your specific questions?
i\'m in a hang back and see what changes come frame of mind - especially after taking note of being the highest number of posts on the list. politics got the better of me and i think that may be the start of the slide away from what Travis intended, i dunno. i\'m not inclined to think i have that much influence over other people\'s actions, but who knows...
i do know i probably got more comfy here than i should have, so i\'m bugging out for a while. not taking my ball and going home, just sitting on the sidelines for a while.
Sorry Chris and any of the top posters here, I didn\'t mean to dis any of you or your contributions here, looking again at the list of top posters I see you all add quality to this place and I didn\'t mean to be disrespectful of you. Sorry to have confused you. I want you or anyone to continue to post about their creative efforts, that\'s what this is about. What I guess I was asking was for your help with some editing of some of the volume of posts. I\'m not picking on anyone in particular, I want to be mindful of people who read this forum but don\'t post anymore because it looks to be the private domain of a few folks. It could get to be a downward cycle that could end in the death of this board. I also believe this is a two way street, we want people to contribute and that\'s just what your doing and I sure don\'t want to seem like I\'m scolding anyone for doing that, far from it, I was in an admittedly awkward way asking for your help in keeping focused and balanced here. I\'m going to add categories for TDRS artists, music and related topics. One for your art, music and creative endeavors and links. One for Politics and social concerns and the general discussion board for every thing else. I don\'t think there is a hell of a lot out of whack here but I did see a dangerous trend developing, but I\'m sure as hell not going to pander to expand participation I am just asking for your help. If you disagree with any of this I encourage you do let me know. So the short of it is Chris, please keep us informed and I hope once we add some categories it will help people including myself find the stuff we are interested in.
for myself it\'s not a case of feeling dis\'d - i mean nothing negative about what you\'ve said Travis, quite the contrary, i was startled by the realization of being part of the problem.
QuoteWell i guess i missed something? i dunno..i just kinda feel bad about posting about my music all the time, "Standing on the sholdiers of giants" comes to mind...unless it\'s completely fine by travis, i will keep people up to date with my goings on. I\'d just like to know where i stand.
Thanks
Chrismoss
thank you from my heart. the Huzzi Hut thread pulled me into the forum at the exact right time- psyche my brother!!!!!!! so what if it morphed into you announcing new content in the huzzi. i like what you do. obviously Travis does too. anyway here we are all together again at the dawn of a new era Music Swells
i think sub cats would be a great idear, personally. I hope that would generate more people. as an Example it works for Zuzu, the binge board is an extra ordinary place for people in need of knowlage, music, humor. If you want the "top" posters could give you idears for the sub cats..but it looks like youve got that nailed. but here is my £1\'s worth. but i do agree with your catagoreys already :D but here goes:
Possiblly an Equipment/studio Sub, im sure people always have questions to ask on set ups or hard/software reccomendations[sp?] or to ask you about the set ups/techniques at Tdrs.... 8)
also as im on the topic, if you do another "making of" album im sure that would go down amazingly well just like the axiology one!
QuoteSo the short of it is Chris, please keep us informed and I hope once we add some categories it will help people including myself find the stuff we are interested in.
Travis you are a good man. i owe alot to viggo for pointing me here. and it sounds like a good plan, im game