All I know is that "this is the longest the Deli has ever been closed"
7-24-2005 would be the last time Bob graced us with his presence.
the Deli officially closes:
5-25-1996 The Fillmore SF CA
re-opens as Hook and Pull Gang
12-10-1999 The Gig LA CA
the Deli officially closes:
DC 11-4-2000 The Palace LA CA
re-opens
3-14-2003 Petaluma CA
the Deli officially closes:
DC 7-26-2003 Styles Music Pomona CA
Due to freezer failure and the smell of rotting meat, the Deli opens briefly on 7-24-2005 Detroit Lake MN
Do you know when you guys plan on re-opening the Deli? If you need any help slicing meat, please let me know.
I hope to see you guys soon ;D
Peace 8)
p.s. remember "The Scream in Pomona or how about The Green Door in Montclair" I think you guys even played at "Munchies in Pomona" once or twice.
;D
yessssssssssssssssssssss!!! Please!!!!
BIG HUGE HUGZ! ;D
Having The Deli Creeps back in action would be the best thing that could happen to music today. It would be monumentally epic.
Do you want some slaw?
...like it raw.
a most awesome friend gave me the creeps 4/3/96 Portland and i was checking that out last night - wow - SO supercool. wish the film maker would\'ve given the other fellas more screen time but nonetheless, time well spent!
I wish Syd would release some footage of 3-14-2003
3 cameras were rolling at the time, but no footage was ever released. Maybe 1 clip on the OOP Secret Receipe DVD, but I could be wrong.
For the folks that were there, Bucket\'s cape really does make him fly :o
You slice\'em and dice\'em
You know Deli Cold Cuts ;D
that\'s right. we\'re not talking the 99cent microwave slab deluxe, no sir.
hmmm. Miracle Whip or Mayonnaise ? ;)
No, there\'s "Miracle Whip" outside Germany?
Wow, never knew that...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miracle_Whip
First you need to lay the cold cuts out on a platter, then rearrange them accordingly ;D
...64oz Motor Soda Glutton Gusher
Quote...64oz Motor Soda Glutton Gusher
I got me one of those today at the Rotten Robbie on Highway 5 :D
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I got me one of those today at the Rotten Robbie on Highway 5 :D
and tomorrow I\'ll pass Harris Ranch
you know Cowshawitz :\'(
i\'m not even squeezing my hardest :o
WHO SAYS YOU NEED AIR?
I am not even squeezing my hardest
DAM THE TEARFUL EYE YOU FU CK
Oh you look good that color
YOU THINK I\'LL REMEMBER THIS?
Just a day at the races for me
Your kicking a little longer than most do
I\'M HERE TO SET YOU FREE
RIGHT AT THIS MOMENT IT BURNS
I CRUSH YOUR THROAT IT\'S TIME TO DIE
I WISH YOU TO HEAR YOU HAVE NO VOICE
WHAT LIFE LOOK LIKE WHEN IT PASSES BY
This is a beautiful home
SOAK UP YOUR LAST SWEET VIEW
Who did you step on to get here
AND WHY HAVE I COME FOR YOU
Cause you were probably a spoiled little SHIT
PAMPERED, FED AND GROOOOOMED
Despise you do goods
Hmmmmmmwahaha
NOW YOU\'LL MEET YOUR DOOM
BITTERSWEET THIS MOMENT IT BURNS
OF COURSE YOU THOUGHT IT\'S TIME TO DIE
I WISH YOU TO HEAR YOU HAVE NO VOICE
WHAT LIFE LOOK LIKE WHEN IT PASSES BY
KILLING TIME
USE YOUR LAST BREAAAATH
I HOPE IT CAN LAST FOREVER FU CK
IT\'S CURTAINS MAAAAAN
YOU\'RE ON THE VERGE TO NEVER
OH MY GOD GONNA DIE GONNA DIE
GET IT GET IT GET IT GET IT
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEE
eRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
HA HAH HHAHHHAHHHAAAHAA
DIE DIE DIE DIE
DIE
Oooooraaaaahhhhhhh
Hah haha haa ooorahhhhh
gagagaaaaaaagahaaaa
You know everytime I come up to this part of the lovely state, we pass all these endless miles of dairies and cattle grazing lands, it reminds of one of the very first times when the boy and I came this way.
We were driving along late at night, and I couldn\'t help it because I\'m such a sweaty pile that I was hot even though it was late at night and it was cold I had to roll the window, and it was then, only then, well right after I evacuated the gas out of the car that I started to hear a faint sound in the distance I said boy, boy, boy you gotta listen, so he hears the sound too....
Cows eat Cows, uh, and it\'s like this, uh, grand cycle
of life . . . kinda thrown into reverse, a vortex . . . and the
energy kicks inside itself and there\'s a whirlwind of hatred
and death and it\'s called Mad Cow Disease and I might have it. HAHAHA !
All I want\'s a splashin sound
a golden arch from my belly to the ground
okay, i\'ll go twice:
"Bob\'s Proverbs #179: "Gramps used to tell us that if something was in a bad way, we should just \'Stick A Fork In It, Cause It\'s Done...\', I have come to believe that when you use a utensil on something, that things are really just gettin\' started..""
" IIIIt\'s just tidbits. Tidbits ! I like little bits of minced
meats and vegetables and cheese . . . and I like a spread . . .
I like it laid out, I like . . . I like things separated into parts . . . . I believe that parts are unequalled in their overall
ability to satisfy. "
"he dosen't care there is no pain in chewing nyeeannngh
just price per pound no evidence a once of bodies alive
a swinging god of carcasses cheeses organs on the left has started" :o
(http://www.websmileys.com/sm/violent/sterb035.gif)
OOPS... ;) *edit* correction....
he dosen't care there is no pain in chewing nyeeannngh
just price per pound no evidence a once of bodies alive
a swinging gutted carcuss usless organs and a life discarded
does Bob ever say "you guys are weirdos" ? :P
"parts is parts!"
smooches,
» Phy³
>.)))°>
----'' ''
. . . here we go again ;D
" I don\'t wanna be, I don\'t wanna be portrayed as the bad guy in this scenario though folks . . .
you just . . you just drive the car . . . .
. . and you STOP SCREAMIN\' !! . . and you guys here in the
back . . let\'s get a little reach-around vibe goin\', huh !
. . . HAHAHA "
( Hi Bob ::) )
Hey Bob, I hope your fourth... "it goes BOOM!"
(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i181/okehitsu/deliboom2copy.jpg)
What i would give to hear the Deli Creeps again... ;_;
"Hey Pinch do the Bobby Brady"
"woo hoo" ;D
Deli Creeps Back In Action = win
Man, I hope the deli opens soon... \'cause damn am I hungry. and nothing really satisfies more than some good old fashioned DELI MEAT! (except, you know, any other recording with Buckethead on it)
Or Bob for that matter.
Ahhhh....YES!!! Now you guys got MY mouth a-waterin\' fer sum a dat der Deli Meats! :P
They got snipe on a stick? Ooohhh...snipes are gooood eatin\' :D
oh you look good that color
Knocker, Sticker, Shackler, Rumper, Knuckle Dropper, Navel Boner, Splitter Top/Bottom Butt, Feed Kill Chain.
something i read yesterday, not a Bob quote, but i definitely heard it in his voice nonetheless, hehe. name that book anyone?
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Knocker, Sticker, Shackler, Rumper, Knuckle Dropper, Navel Boner, Splitter Top/Bottom Butt, Feed Kill Chain.
something i read yesterday, not a Bob quote, but i definitely heard it in his voice nonetheless, hehe. name that book anyone?
Yikes-Fast Food Nation.
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Yikes-Fast Food Nation.
one of my favorite books, and it may be in that one too, but this was actually from Chew On this - Everything You Don\'t Want To Know About Fast Food by Eric Schlosser and Charles Wilson
:)
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one of my favorite books, and it may be in that one too, but this was actually from Chew On this - Everything You Don\'t Want To Know About Fast Food by Eric Schlosser and Charles Wilson
:)
You are right, as he wrote both books-now I need to read this one.
All I want is fat legs
Rotten molars, no taste
Pain & anger
She's the one for me
QuoteAll I want is fat legs
Rotten molars, no taste
Pain & anger
She's the one for me
That\'s pretty funny!
Yesyesyesyesyessss! MORE DELI!! That would rockkkkkkkkkkk!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D
haha, you ever jab someone with a fork? you know how hard you gotta hit a skull to split it open with a spoon? thats what im sayin, you gotta get the real tools, you gotta get the things you can use, you cant mess around with kitchen items and utensils, when it comes to splittin a hock, and endin their life
"Ahhh I don\'t mean to sound... amm... you know... rude, it\'s not a... it\'s not a bad thing, it\'s just... it\'s just puttin\' things exactly the way I want, thats... I\'m thinking about me! I\'m thinking about you! But I\'m puttin\' me... you know, the food change, is gonna have somebody at the top and someone at the bottom, and, you know..."
Keeping the dream alive since 2004 ;D
i\'m lookin to split a hock with the deli creeps soon, it\'s feeding on me!
that which w e capture with hands and our face
for some only numbers to measure the pace
it draws lines on our skin
and feeds on our strength
for some who remember it causes their pain
it makes us worried and takes our dreams
sometimes it's the enemy or so it seems
forces us to hurry this threat through night and day
it's owned by the patient no price to pay
Through life some wander while others seem to race
success beating outwards no end to the maze
it Takes all of us in and feeds on our strength
For those who remember it causes their pain
it makes us worry and takes our dreams
sometimes it's the enemy or so it seems
forces us to hurry this threat through night and day
it's owned by the patient no price to pay
why do you chase it
what can it bring you
it can't be had
the secret hides in living
the secret hides in living
Through life some wonder why lovers seem to race
For those who remember it causes pain
For those who remember it causes pain
For those who remember it causes pain
how\'s bout a Deli Creeps "I\'m Gonna Get Some" T-shirt?
heh heh
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how\'s bout a Deli Creeps "I\'m Gonna Get Some" T-shirt?
heh heh
heh heh....hehehe! (http://www.websmileys.com/sm/crazy/1076.gif)
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heh heh....hehehe! (http://www.websmileys.com/sm/crazy/1076.gif)
yes! then on the back it could say "BOOMCHKA!!!" across the top
I am always willing and ready.... I vote for a little diddy or two being dropped at Travis\'s to get the creative juices flowing... (and i\'m not referring to Fast Taco products in a post-use purge, Trav)
Hope all are well.
MB
second that vote!
and well indeed, thank you.
good to see you - hope that means you\'re well too!!
I\'ll stump for it! Where do I sign up! Nyeeeeggghhhh
Diabolically delightful ya ya- kitcha-ditty-dit-doo...
MB :-* always good to see you! :-*
i\'m in for the vote! and of corpse ;) hoping all is well...and wonderful!
BIG HUGZ! ;D
As always, I\'d greatly enjoy a Deli Creeps reunion! Feast of Freaks!
pickle trickle down, pickle trickle down
Hey Bob.... Got everything crossed for you guys putting out another album ;D
I\'d Kill For Some Deli Creeps
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QuoteI am always willing and ready.... I vote for a little diddy or two being dropped at Travis\'s to get the creative juices flowing... (and i\'m not referring to Fast Taco products in a post-use purge, Trav)
Hope all are well.
MB
Another creeps album would be the bee\'s knees, a reunion tour would be even better!
How about it bob? a third go at world domination seems like a mighty good time to me ;D
or maybe you already dominated the world :o only the the boy with the bucket knows, but he don\'t talk much :P
Ahaha, oh MB, you\'re just too lovable, you know?
xD I just hope that if the Creeps get back together, that they put out an actual recorded version of Binge and Grab, with vocals, and perhaps Bucket\'s insane live-licks from the ever famous 1991 video. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Da-nH4-C1nQ)
=\'D in a perfect world, they\'d get into Rockband Network, too. Lord knows that game needs a good slunkin\'. I\'d personally post a video of myself singing one of their songs in the game, for Bob to laugh at how bad I am, if this happened.
hey pinch! do the nail tail 8)
i\'d like to meet your parents
say all the right things
take you to all the right places
get you to meet some really high rollers
& have a great time
it think i can show you the way to be truly happy
yes i can
anyone else ever do a burlesque-freak-jigg to Flesh for the Beast? esp the solo.... yowza * :o*
furthermore... ever tried to clear your mind as much as possible, to as empty a space as possible and listen to all your favorite tracks like you\'ve never heard them? it\'s very hard to do and you can maybe only do it 70% and still be anticipating the upcoming vocals, but when you hear music this way it\'s very uplifting - give it a try!
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Happy Birthday Maximum Bob!!
(celebrated w/a nice jigg to Pickle this time)
in case you\'ve yet to experience the pleasures of Neck: http://myspace.com/nebraskatrackor
Happy B-Day MB. May your Deli Tray be overflowing ;)
Happy Birthday Big Sweaty! ;D
may it be full of disembodied gifts! ;)
Birthday Wishes MB!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nW6Wl643k_0
We love you, Maximum Bob!!! Happy Happy!!!
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Happy Birthday Mr. Maximum Bob! And Many More years to bury them deep!
wait, Maximum Bob\'s birthday was just monday!??!!
gnarly, same birthday as Chopin ;D
yes, hi, I\'d like a quarter pound of femur marrow.... thanks, and oh, how bout a big old slab of hog\'s tongue.
Thanks for the birthday wishes all, I really appreciate it... To show my gratitude, I\'ll bring an oxygen tank, gear you up with a breather-mask, heighten your senses and increase your awareness of your interconnectedness to all things, and then deliver a clean, quick kill for each of you- yippee!!!. To paraphrase Carl Spackler, at least you know you\'ll have that going for you.
Does anyone have Deli Creeps bass tabs, for like any of their songs? I can only find the lead guitar.I really want Feast of Freaks
I agree with all of you in wanting the creeps back. I have created a petition which requests the reunion of the Deli Creeps. http://www.petitiononline.com/creeps13/petition.html I just want to say now. This is in no way a demand that the creeps get back together. I simply made this to let them know that we are still interested. Again, not a demand. Simply an organized request.
That\'s a great petition, and I think all Creeps fans should sign to show them we haven\'t forgot them ;D
Signed.
DOES THAT SCARE YA? IS THAT TOO MUCH TO HANDLE?
Nice! Signed :D
they\'ll get back together when they feel like it. doubt we\'ve seen the last of them
signed and dated ;D
A Deli Creeps/Mr. Bungle re-union w/ Limbomaniacs and Primus as the support acts, hahaha :D
*that would be sweet*
BB
Mr. Bungle :P
That would be the best thing since sliced bread!, heck even better i\'d give up sliced bread for life just for that, btw mr. Bungle rules
QuoteThat would be the best thing since sliced bread!, heck even better i\'d give up sliced bread for life just for that, btw mr. Bungle rules
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Buckethead + Mike Patton album is what we all need ::)
QuoteBuckethead + Mike Patton album is what we all need ::)
Do you not have the Moonraker sets?
Yeah I do, I meant to say a studio album. That will be really cool ;D
I hope the deli opens again.
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